So you thought lapdancing was just about taking your clothes off right? So why is it so confusing?
How do you.... give a guy a lapdance? Or even sell a lapdance? Date an exotic dancer like me? How do you even chat up a stripper? Once you are a lapdancer, what's going to happen, to your body, your mind? Can you keep friends or keep a boyfriend if you are a lapdancer?
Well, I can't promise to know everything - I'm not God, but I can answer a few questions on stripping. Or at least try.
I'm a much better flirt than I am a teacher!
How do you.... give a guy a lapdance? Or even sell a lapdance? Date an exotic dancer like me? How do you even chat up a stripper? Once you are a lapdancer, what's going to happen, to your body, your mind? Can you keep friends or keep a boyfriend if you are a lapdancer?
Well, I can't promise to know everything - I'm not God, but I can answer a few questions on stripping. Or at least try.
- How to give a lapdance
- How to audition as a lapdancer
- How to dress like a stripper
- How to buy the perfect stripping shoes
- How to choose a 'long dress' (mandatory for many auditions)
- How to project confidence like an exotic dancer
- How to sell like a stripper
- How to sell a lapdance, sell multiple dances or sell a VIP.
- How to get the right look for different stripclubs
- How to date a lapdancer
- How to be a stripper when you have a boyfriend
- How to cope with stripper health problems
- How to chat up a lapdancer
- How to practise pole tricks
- How to choose a good pole to use at home
- How to make money during the holiday season
- How to sell lapdances to Stag/bachelor Parties
- How to deal with the realities of working a night shift
- How to tell people that you are a lapdancer
- How to lie about being a dancer (if you feel you must...)
I'm a much better flirt than I am a teacher!
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