Who am I?

Hi, I'm Sassy, and I write this blog.

I've been a lap dancer for a few years now, but am still a blonde baby-faced cherub of a girl.

I'm not a mean stripper, I'm not even a great hustler, but I enjoy my job as I get to look pretty, get drunk, and hang out with lots of different types of people.

I'm based in London, but have danced all over the world - a series of adventures that took me everywhere and got me nothing but a fabulous wardrobe, a few broken hearts and a great photo album.

I love writing, and am working on a novel based on my experiences.  My first efforts were based on a naieve young thing who comes to London to study at a university, starts stripping to pay for her tuition fees, and how her interactions with men and women are forever changed.  In short - a stripper/student rom-com. 
I'm currently well into writing a pacier novel, which is almost entirely based within the four walls of a famous lapdancing club.

This lapdancer blog began as a stripper diary and stripper memoir, but has evolved to include lots of stripper FAQs, stripper experiences, and my lapdancing thoughts on strippers in the media.  I use the blog and my Twitter @sassylapdancer to talk and giggle with lapdancers and girls working in the sex industry all over the world - it's been great! Please join in the conversation on Twitter or join my mailing list!!!

I also went to university, but didn't get my heart broken there.  My strip club and my university were within 5 minutes of each other, but I never got found out.  Whaddya say, London's a big town!

I like taking my clothes off and dressing up in outfits and making people smile, so if I wasn't a lapdancer, I'd probably work in the circus.

Some little secrets about me;

• Every time I finish a shift, I have a craving for macaroni cheese.  I can be paralytic and still knock up a bowl of cheesy pasta goodness in 7 minutes flat.
• When I'm on stage, to get me in the mood, I hum Prince songs to myself and channel Kylie.  
• If you're my customer, I'll try and remember your name and find one fanciable thing about you.  That's how I get into the sexy little minx zone.

You can contact me on sassylapdancer@hotmail.com or follow me on twitter; sassylapdancer