"how old are you?" Is a question that I get asked over and over again in the club.
My answer is always different, but I do follow a basic mindset whilst I decide on an answer.
Here are the rules;
It must always be 20something
Young guys like someone their own age, so if he looks 21,that's what you are today.
Really old guys often like young girls too,so if he's 80+, I'm 21
Anyone over the age of 30, I say I'm 25.
Anyone with a brain,over 30, who talks to my eyes - I'm late 20s.
If I get stuck,bored,or need to kickstart a conversation -no age given, just explain I'm at Uni/redundant from the recession/whatever u want me to baby.
By my estimates,I've been 20something forever so far
So, it's my birthday this sat - guess how many candles will be on my cake?