Things to Do Whilst Housebound in London Riots (stripper style)
- Sunbathe - in garden, balcony or patch of light between the boarded up windows
- Watch how long my Brazilian can grow out for
- Do my nails - if sirens come, bite me nails
- If sirens stop closeby, make tea & check out men in uniforms
- Practise pole tricks
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