The lapdancing clubs in london used to be full of nerds. I loved nerds - they were in awe of us hot young girls, and a nerd lapdance usually promised decent bucks. Not the hugest paycheque, but they were steady and consistent and kept coming back. Thats the best thing about nerds - they suffer from limited female interaction, and so when they fall for a lapdancer, they fall in love with her. And you can depend and rely on their custom, until they fall for the next sexy girls giving lapdances, or even some hot sexy girl on girl lapdance. But now all the nerds have all disapeared.
To where though? The virtual world? Are avatars and computer games getting so realistic that us sweaty strippers just don't cut it anymore? I googled lapdancing, and came up with loads of geeky virtual strippers - danni's virtual lapdance, a site to watch erica campbells daily lap dance online, some kira reeds virtual lapdance, even an entry which promises a daily free virtual lapdance. Free!! hmph!!! hot sexy young girls who do a daily lapdance, to the camera, day after day, cutting into my business. How am I meant to compete with a laptop?